Shot a Man in Reno
Here are two Mildred quotes from last night:
Will we get to meet Johnny Cash when we go to heaven?
Yes, other children may be wiggling to the Wiggles, but my daughter is celebrating with Cash. I'm not sure if she's so much concerned about his immortal soul, or whether or not she'll get to hear his voice mixed with others around the throne.
Mildred: Does Elizabeth Krantz have a baby in her belly?
Abigail: I don't think so.
Mildred: But she's married.
Abigail had a difficult time phrasing a response, and Mildred's definite tone of voice (and subsequent lack of interest in the conversation) suggested that none was needed. So, Elizabeth, if you ever read this, you have been admonished by Mildred for possibly not living up to your marital responsibilities. You must start procreating immediately!
Here are two Mildred quotes from last night:
Will we get to meet Johnny Cash when we go to heaven?
Yes, other children may be wiggling to the Wiggles, but my daughter is celebrating with Cash. I'm not sure if she's so much concerned about his immortal soul, or whether or not she'll get to hear his voice mixed with others around the throne.
Mildred: Does Elizabeth Krantz have a baby in her belly?
Abigail: I don't think so.
Mildred: But she's married.
Abigail had a difficult time phrasing a response, and Mildred's definite tone of voice (and subsequent lack of interest in the conversation) suggested that none was needed. So, Elizabeth, if you ever read this, you have been admonished by Mildred for possibly not living up to your marital responsibilities. You must start procreating immediately!
posted by trawlerman at 5:48 AM
2 Comments:
I don't know what your doin raising those kids, but from Mildred's quotes, sounds like you are doing a damn fine job. Hehe, hope all is well, keep them Owen's coming!
-Nick
I'm convinced that if F&E ever have children, the baby will be born with a pair of glasses with big, black frames.
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